The Surprise in My Pants

The other day I had a toy

A tiny little dinosaur

He was cute, small, I called him Dug

I carried him everywhere, even the store

But after my dinner Dug was missing

And I cried a little tear

I had lost Dug never to be found

(Little did I know he was so near)

As I pulled down my undies to take a bath

Something landed with a tiny splash

I looked in the bath and who did I see?

Dug, so small smiling up at me!

He’d been in my underwear all this time?

How he got there is sure a mystery

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