It’s Not Fine

I cannot referee a War of Farts

Or judge the best Booger Art

I don’t care who hit who first

Or who made the toilet smell the worst

I am not the mom who likes to see

Snails in the sink. I don’t care how they pee.

Please my sons, try to understand

I’m a girl, I like pink, not farting in front of a fan

I find no joy in watching you fight

Or a contest for who can stay up all night

I need a little peace, some chocolate and wine

And no poop left in the toilet. It’s NOT fine!